Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.    
Bean = vegetable

Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.

Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy
So, candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Remember - - - "STRESSED" spelled backward is   "DESSERTS"

Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds. Send this to all the people you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.

If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. That's why I had to pass this on - - - I didn't want to risk it.

Now, we just need to find justification for men buying all their toys-gadgets, widgets, and electronic things. There is a reason why I bought a cell phone with GPS-you know how men get lost. It had nothing to do with that it was a fancy gizmo.
(GPS stands for Global Positioning Satellite, used to identify locations).


Richard D’Andrea Dover
In His Steps Ministries
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