DUMB LAWS IN ENGLAND
National Law - All English males over the age 14 are to carry out
2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local
clergy.

National Law - It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a
public conveyance.

National Law - It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter
the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.

National Law - Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or
King) upside down is considered treason.

DUMB LAWS IN ALASKA
State Law - Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

State Law - While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping
bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

State Law - State policy states that emergencies are held to a
minimum and rarely found to exist.

State Law - It is considered an offense to push a live moose out
of a moving airplane.

THIS WEEK... DUMB LAWS IN TENNESSEE
State Law - It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

Dyersburg - It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

Memphis - Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a
man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag
to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

Memphis - It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM

Oneida - An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't
Gonnna' Rain No Mo'."

Lenoir City - When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun
out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.

Richard Dover
In His Steps Ministries
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