Matt went into Doc Steven's office for
his annual checkup, and the Doc asked if there was anything unusual he should
know about.
That left it pretty wide open, so he
told the Doc that he found it real strange how his suit must have shrunk just
sitting in his closet, because it didn't fit when he went to get ready for a
wedding recently.
The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink
just sittin' there. You probably just put on a few
pounds, Matt."
"That's just it, Doc, I know I
haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it."
"Well, then," said Doc,
"You must have a case of Furniture Disease."
"What in the world is Furniture
Disease?"
"Furniture Disease is when you reach that stage in life when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers."
Fertilizer and Strawberries
A farmer was driving along the road
with a load of fertilizer. A little boy playing in front of his house saw him
and called, "What's that in your truck?"
"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.
"Put it on my strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put
sugar and cream on ours."
To the world, you may just be somebody...but to somebody, you may be the
world.
Bill Wilson, Metro Ministries
Richard
Dover
In His Steps Ministries
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