Jesus is Watching You!

A burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on
the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is
watching you."

He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for
valuables. He again heard, "Jesus is watching you."

This time, he shone his light all over, and it rested on a parrot.

He asked, "Did you say that?"

The parrot admitted that it had. "I'm just trying to warn you,
that's all."

The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?"


"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"

The bird answered, "I don't know; I guess the same folks who
would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'."


To the world, you may just be somebody...but to somebody, you may be the world.

Richard Dover
In His Steps Ministries
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