DUMB LAWS IN PENNSYLVANIA
State Law - Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
Danville - All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Pittsburg - No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator outdoors.
State Law - Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
DUMB LAWS IN NEW YORK
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
Staten Island: You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
Greene: During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
Dumb Laws in COLORADO
Denver: It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor.
Denver: You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
Logan County: It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Sterling: Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
REAL STATE AND LOCAL LAWS IN THE UNITED STATES...
Blythe, California - You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Georgia - It is illegal carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Owensboro, Kentucky - A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.