Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
To the world, you may
just be somebody...but to somebody, you may be the world.
Bill Wilson, Metro Ministries