VIAGRA SPIN OFFS

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society...

Directra
A dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

Projectra
Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting anew one.

Childagra
Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to Perform more child-care tasks especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.

Complimentra
In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

Buyagra
Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

Nega-Viagra

Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

Nega-Sportagra
This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

Flyagra
This drug has been showing great promisse in treating men with O.F.D(Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

Pryagra
About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into special prosecutors.